Hello friends, I my name is Horace. If it was just this past year, (1923 to be specific, should this manuscript become dated)
That the truths regarding the origins of a certain young scholar came to light, in such terrific and horrible events that baffled and terrified the intellectual community in to a panic. This sight of sights was the outward transformation, or should I say regression of one Horace Q swift.

Being of modest standing with in the ivy leagues, no eyesore nor stunning brilliance, this young fellow slipped in quite well with the aristocracy
of the pensylvannian elitists. Being the type to draw no ire from colleagues  it came as quite a shock to his daily companions the day he chose so shuffle off his mortal form and embrace his past glory as Quetzalcoatl, the Aztec thunder god. He spread his electric wings wide and shocked the ground around him, stunning his bright young acquaintances. Needless to say, they were quite offended by this and challenged him to fisticuffs. He got in one little fight and his momma got scared, and said "you're movin with your uncle and auntie in bel air!"

This is the end.

Today sucks

Date:	2005-10-12 21:38
Subject:	A.S.
Security:	Public
Mood:	GTO
Music:	L'Arc~En~Ciel - "Driver's High

Why am I still awake?
Why am i on teh computer?
Why is there an apple core and an old bowl of ramen next to me?
Why does my room smell like dog fart?


Ahhhh, American Splendour

I hate you

Date:	2005-09-18 22:54
Subject:	Fiction Time Corner No. 1
Security:	Public
Mood:	exanimate
Music:	Grape Digging Sharon Fruits

The Story of Bogota Joe and His Pet Anaconda Susan DeLaRev

Episode 1. Joseph Meets Wolfboy Beneric Ortega

Lost In a Cuisenart of thought was Bogota Joe, Adventurer, anthropologist, sufferagette. Slaying his way through a sea of leaves with his Machette of unforgiving pointy justice he fought onward towards the hiddin temple of Farquid's Mammoth god. The temple lay in a rainforrest in western Argentina. Susna DeLaRev was slithering at his side, nipping at his codpiece when she became uneasy. According to the ainchent myan map Joseph had bought at a noodle shop in a nearby village, this lost temple was twenty yards in front of him. Joe did not put much faith in the map, because as we all know, Myans are retarded. And Indeed it was proven how inept thier directions were, the Temple was infact 50 meters to the southwest. God damned fucking myans and thier high and mighty attitudes. pricks.

Anyhow, Listen:
Joe and susan could see the temple.
"My Susan, It appears the nest of the Mammoth god is in our grasp."
Joseph did not see the furry beast behind him.
Susan Did not see the furry foot that crushed her reptelian Skull.
"SUSAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!" Joe Screamed, as He turned on the assailent with a primal fury.
"uggah Wooooooooooof!' Screamed Beneric Ortega, Elswhere know as the wolf boy.
anyhow, things happened. Fighting stuff. same old same old.
In the end Beneric made the mistake of Jamming a bamboo rod full of seafood and c4 up his rectum.
Joe Resurected Susan using an ainchent (and retarded) myan ritual.
And they all had a threeway and lived happily ever after.
Until susan contracted the Clap.

The End.

Date:	2005-08-30 13:44
Subject:	Stole'd!
Security:	Public
Mood:	bored
Music:	nay

1. Spell your first name backwards: J.D.
2. Story behind your name: It twas my fathers name
3. How old are you: 17
4. Where do you live: CT

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet - See through duct tape by coffrin
6. Hairbrush - I don't own one
7. Toothbrush - Plastic.
8. Jewelry worn daily - none
9. Pillow cover - Actually at the moment none.
10. Friends - yep.
11. Perfect Guy/Girl - You
12. Sunglasses - Black frames, yellow lenses.
13. Favorite shirt - A comfy gray one I own
14. Cologne/Perfume - Speed stick deoderent
15. CD in stereo right now - If I had one in it would be Basquiats tribute to jazz
16. Piercings - left ear. never use it.

SOME OTHER STUFF

17. What you are wearing now - clothing.
18. Wishing - for everything to change.
19. Wanting - Party!
20. After this - more internet bordom.
21. If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what - you, because I love you. O_O heh, just kidding, i don't love you.
22. Person you wish you could see right now - You
23. Some of your favorite movies - Edward scissorhands, Surf Ninjas.
24. Something you're looking forward to in the coming month - whatever one is rainiest.
25. Zodiac Sign - Capricorn
26. The last thing you ate - Chinese food.
27. Something that you are deathly afraid of - losing a limb
28. Do you like candles - sure
29. Do you like incense - ew people should not fuck thier family.
30. Do you like the taste of blood - ew no.
31. Do you believe in love - sure!
32. Do you believe in soul mates - why not?
33. Do you believe in love at first sight - no way
34. Do you believe in Heaven - not really
36. What do you want done with your body when you die - I want to die in a volcano, so no issue there.
37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - a backpack
38. What is the longest you've ever stayed up? - 48 hours? i guess?
39. Can you eat with chopsticks - yep
40. What's your favorite coin - chucky cheese tokens
41. What are some of your favorite candies - GODIVA
42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you - I wish they would understand my Flegumeclatacklifargh.
43. What's something you wish you could understand better - perspective
44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around - Basquiat
45. Who are your best friends? I hate my friends. you bastards.
f a s h i o n | s t u f f

47. Where is your favorite place to shop - at the store that doesn't make me pay.
48. Have any tattoos - None
49. What is your favorite thing to wear - soft material
50. What is a must have accessory - Glasses O-O
51. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing - umm...*shrug*
52. Most unfashionable decade - the 1860's
53. Who is the least fashionable person you know - umm, Nad?
54. Do you match your belt with your hair color - urr... WHAT?!?!
55. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good - Terri Schiavo
56. Favorite designer - Walmart. ...hahaha
57. How many pairs of shoes do you own - 2
58. What is the worst trend you see today - general sluttiness and stupidness.
59. Do you do drugs- nay
60. What kind of shampoo do you use - i dunno.
61. How many buddies are online right now - 19/45
62. What would you change about yourself - I wish my hair looked cooler. I should get it cut nice. FUCK YOU COST CUTTERS!
63. What are essentials in your life - You
64. If you had the power to do any one thing, what would it be? Control TIME AND SPACE
65. Do you send out holiday cards each year - no :(

C U R R E N T

66. Hair: Brown
67. make-up: no
68. music: headache
69. mood: bored
70. time: 1:57 pm

Date:	2005-08-26 09:30
Subject:	Stilleto Healing
Security:	Public
Mood:	Jazzy
Music:	Miles Davis - "I'll Remember April"

http://www.bandbuilder.com/basquiat/index.php

I want a turntable and some jazz records. That would be so choice.
**EDIT***

okay... MUST HAVE ACTION FIGURE



yep, thats a 12'' figurine of Jean-Michel Basquiat.




... He'd kick the shit out of buzz lightyear.

Date:	2005-08-23 21:31
Subject:	Printing Press, Wishing Well
Security:	Public
Mood:	Cross eyed and tantric
Music:	The Velvet Underground - "Sweet Jane"

So School is coming, and I am looking forward to it. So far summer has bored the hell out of me. My summer schedule has looked alot like his:

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK play WORK WORK WORK WORK

Halloween is coming! Oh how I love the non-denominational holidays, and the ones devoted to our lord and savior Satan. Oh Satan you silly puss, why must you come but once a year? I hope this Halloween ends up being slightly better then my last few, which were uneventfull.

Press the flesh against the mesh.

rest assured. hahaha ass.

Date:	2005-08-07 19:52
Subject:	Inward Outward Furry Turf
Security:	Public
Mood:	Where did my eye go?
Music:	The Pillows- "Blues Drive Monster"

mandatory update.
Work = money
money = computer
Computer = power
power = corruption
corruption = fear
fear leads to hate
hate leads to anger
anger leads to the dark side


...crap! soo... work = dark side? no no no... anger = computer. ur..
>_< I AM CONFUZZLED!!!

Date:	2005-07-29 12:52
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	fap
Music:	fap fap fap

Gah! does anyone know anything about gif compression?
this would make a badass avatar!!!!!1one

Date:	2005-07-16 00:41
Subject:	Flacid Bastard
Security:	Public
Mood:	Spitting 'Z' out
Music:	A fan blowing in my face, because it is hot in here. yeah,

Ok so heres how it goes:

um...

i got nothing. Well, oh shit. i need to go to sleep. I have work at ten o o clock this morning. It is almost one. that leaves me with (math math math) 8 hours to sleep (one to get ready)
My foot is itchy. fuck the woods! fuck fuck fuck them.
Bonjour.
I had a dream about and opera house on the sea. Glowy and white and cool. sweet-o-

Chesapeak bay. Mandarin Fender. Spacious carnival.

i have headachings. Smoking ciggaretes is BAD FOR YOU. but god damn, it looks SO COOL.

Are you still reading this? WHY? this is just random dribble! utter No sense! (as opposed to nonsense, which just has a general lack of sense, this is infact, NO sense.) Ride my Gutter pony.

don't sweat it, he's dead already. (note, there is no actual subject im referring to, that sentence just sounded kinda neat in my head. see where i'm going with this? you do? LIAR! i'm not going anywhere!)

yeah, so... sleep. heh. goodnight.





fucker

Date:	2005-07-12 13:40
Subject:	Oh Joe
Security:	Public
Mood:	confused
Music:	The New deal- 'VL Tone"

hmm... this is a strange one.
This guy lives down the street from me.

...yeah

Date:	2005-07-11 12:25
Subject:	Gone, Gone, Gone
Security:	Public
Mood:	ok
Music:	The New Deal- "Gone, Gone, Gone"

Date:	2005-07-08 19:07
Subject:	Update 001
Security:	Public
Mood:	ecstatic
Music:	The Seekers- "Georgie girl"

Hello. how are you?
I watched "Ichi The Killer" the other night. It was pretty good, and VERY messed up. if you like movies about hit men who cry at the drop of a hat and ejaculate when they get yelled at, you will love this movie. I give it two thumbs.

I have decided that Georgie Girl by the seekers is about either a crossdresser of a transsexual. messed up!

I ordered art supplies. yay. they should be here (sunday? monday?)
sweet. I ordered them from Here

And I got paid today! 113 dollars and 14 cents. hooray me!

and if anyone could answer my Question I would be most appreciative.

Date:	2005-07-05 18:31
Subject:	New Journal
Security:	Public
Mood:	hot
Music:	N/A

I Deleted my old journal.
This is the new one.
I hope you like surprises.
...
...
no surprises here.
I just hope you like them.





...SURPRISE!